yay!im sooooooooooo excited....today is the last day of the june holidays which means tomorrow is the first day of school...i know that all of you must be feeling very stress right now cos' tomorrow is the first day of school ma..so i have prepared some jokes for all of you.... hope you like it!!!try to answer them...if you really do not know the answer,please highlight it and you can see it cos' i put them in black colour...(:

Question1: What do you call a cute volcano?

Answer: 'lava'-ble

Question2: What kind of star is dangerous?

Answer: shooting star

Question3: How do you cut a sea into half?

Answer: 'sea' saw

Question4: How do the trees get to the internet?

Answer: The trees 'log' in.

Question5: What is the tornado's favourite game?

Answer: twister

Question6: What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Answer: How are you,bud?

Question7: What kind of tree fits into your hand?

Answer: palm-tree

Question8: When is the moon heaviest?

Answer: The moon is the heaviest when it is full.

Question9: What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?

Answer: nothing.they just 'waved'.

Question10: Who uninvented the airplane?

Answer: 'The Wrong Brothers'

Ouestion11: What runs but never walks?

Answer: A river.

Question12: Why is it so windy at sporting events?

Answer: because of all the 'fans'.

Question13: Why can Mount Everest hear everything you say?

Answer: because it is all covered with mountaineers.

Question14: What did the traffic light say to the car?

Answer: Don't look,i'm changing.

Question15: What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Answer: A puddle.

Qeustion16: What did the volcano say to the other?

Answer: i 'lava'(love) you.

Question17: What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

Answer: frosted flakes.

Question18: Why did Mickey Mouse go into space?

Answer: he wanted to find pluto(his dog).

Question19: What did the tree wear to the swimming contest?

Answer: swimming trunks

Question20: What do you call it when you get struck by lightening?

Answer: a shocking experience.

Question21: When is a car not a car?

Answer: when it turns into a garage.

Question22: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discover electricity?

Answer: shocked.

Question23: Why does the ocean roar?

Answer: you would too if you had crabs on your bottom.

Question24: How do you know if the ocean is friendly?

Answer: it 'waves'.

Question25: How does the ocean pay its water bill?

Answer: it pays with sand dollars.

Question26: What month do the trees like?

Answer: sep-timber.

Question27: How does the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

Answer: he gives her a ring.

Question28: What has five eyes and sleeps on the waterbed?

Answer: The Mississippi River.

Question29: How does the barber cut the moon's hair?

Answer: E-clipse it.

Question30: How do mad scientists freshen their breath?

Answer: with experi-mint.



i know that i am very lame but this jokes will help you relieve your stress..(:if you like this jokes,you can 'tune' in to my blog more often and see whether i post more jokes...hope you like it...<3333333333333

last but not least...we have one last joke...

Joke Of The Day!!!

Question: How do you make the number one disappear?
Answer: add a 'g' to it and it is 'gone'!(:

hello...ummm...it's almost the end of the holidays and school is gonna start...oh well...so sian...life is forever boring...some of the people in the world may die of the reason,BOREDOM...*sigh*

ok...today,we had a mock exam..i got 3 questions don't know how to do lor...then i think some questions very difficult...ok la...never mind...and remember?miss brenda gave us the volume and cube test...it's like some of the questions so difficult...i only got 7 marks...ahhh...gonna be dead in PSLE then...actually,i can get 9 marks lor...but,i just forget to cancel one of the zero and put the decimal point then minus two marks...very careless of me...

then,afternoon,i went to maths tuition...our maths teacher,mdm goh,treat us eat charsiew bun leh...whole class leh!!!then,patricia was late for the tuition cos' she told me she got band then no more buns left...haha...after class,the staff in my tuition centre said that there are some playful kids go and spray the fire extinguisher...so stupid!!!i go out of the tuition centre and it was like it is very very misty and i felt that i was in genting sia...lol!!

ok...i shall end of here...bye~ bye~

today,me willis,zhaf and ashaari(ash) went to tampines and watch the movie called 'the chronicles of narnia(prince caspian)'...we waited for a long long long long long time for nadilah and her sis,nada...then zhaf go find her but to no avail so we go straight away...

reached the cinema,bought the tickets,popcorn and the drinks...we're almost late sia...the show starts at 11.50pm but we reached there 11.45pm..so we immediately rushed into the cinema lor....it is really very nice..prince caspian is very handsome sia.....love him lots...zhaf don't know cry for what...susan kisses prince caspian then she liddat also cry...lol....

after the show,we went to eat macdonald lor...then went home...
...bye~~~

hello~~~went to my kaceng house stay ...i mean cousin*..lol...go there play and sometimes do my homework lor..actually i intended to stay there for two days the the second day to watch movie with my cousins...but i really miss my bed and soft toys so i called yparents to ask thm pick me up at a very late time....very lame,right?besides that,my cousins sleep very early one so i cannot sleep cos' im a noctournal animal mahss..and i've nothing to do there as well...hahas...

After reachin' home,i immediately on the television and watch...then,i go sleep liao lor... the next day,played with brandon(a baby that my mum babysits)...he is so cute..like him very much...but his screams were very very loud..he is almost about one and a half years old and he shout can be louder than ine...brandon is s 'qia ta bor' which means a very very fierce boii boii...

that's for now...gtg..bye...

jux change blogskin...isit nice??this blogskin is nadilah and zhafeerah help me make one but zhaf didn't saved the tagboard and now...it is gone!!!so sad~~~~all my messages will be gone....waa~waa~oh,well..nvm...what's gone is gone..(don't cry over spilt milk)lol...



today as usual...went back to school..played captain's ball lor..me and zhixin keep being the defenders...very tired..we keep running around like two mad dogs lah.our team mmbers can rest but we can't..cos' we're the defenders mah.after playing,we went back to classroom to have our usual lessons.there is a competition of the science practice paper and we came in forth(54/60)so sad...teacher didn't give us points..only the first to third have....



this tuesday,some of the pupils of my lovely class will be watching kung fu panda with miss brenda...but our group thought that the movie was not worth it so we didn't go lor...(maybe zhaf,willis and me will go to tampines and watch the movie called 'idiana jones'???)yupp...we told miss brenda that we will follow her then we will split but she don't allow cos' she say that she have a big responsibility...yupp...i agree,cos' if...we get lost or dunno what,miss ho will have a hard time to explain to our parents(touch wood,touch wood)so...maybe we will go at an earlier time lor...miss brenda is really a responsible teacher...yay!!!so happy to have her as my teacher...lurve her always as my best teacher!!!


that's all...bye~~~i need to prepare to go to my maths tuition...bye~~~~~~

todae,i feel very sian...nothing to do..except revising my science notes..must buck up!!

janice jux called me then she sae,'hello?may i speak to jiayi?'(in mandarin)then i say,'yupp,i am..anything?' 'tomorrow,i treat euu to swensen..'then i was like huh?!?!?!why would she treat me out of the blue with sandy?so,i declined her offer lor...aiya...never mind..tomorrow i ask her why she want to treat me...

please answer my question:should i go watch kung fu panda with all of you???

quite a short post~~~~~~~~~~~~

one last thing:audition and maple suxxx alot!!!!
specially to those 6-2 pupils who took the 'audii choxes drug'
thank you!!!